Me: Can I get a water and a medium coffee?
Her: Absolutely!… pours water …
Her: So do you have any plans for this weekend?
Me: Yes I’m actually flying back home to New Jersey.
Her: New Jersey, where’s that?
Me: Ummm…. next to New York, do you know where New York is?
Her: Oh yes, duh! Yes, of course I know where New York is, I’m not THAT bad at geometry! Wow, you’re like on the other side of the world!
Me: Well, actually I’m just on the other side of the country, but yes I’m a far ways away… awkward staring at each other …
Her: I’m sorry did you need something?
Me: Yes, a medium coffee please