A cup of coffee and a geography lesson in Seattle

Me: Can I get a water and a medium coffee?

Her: Absolutely!

… pours water …

Her: So do you have any plans for this weekend?

Me: Yes I’m actually flying back home to New Jersey.

Her: New Jersey, where’s that?

Me: Ummm…. next to New York, do you know where New York is?

Her: Oh yes, duh! Yes, of course I know where New York is, I’m not THAT bad at geometry! Wow, you’re like on the other side of the world!

Me: Well, actually I’m just on the other side of the country, but yes I’m a far ways away

… awkward staring at each other …

Her: I’m sorry did you need something?

Me: Yes, a medium coffee please